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| Name: |
Michael Yarnoff |
| Nickname: |
Mike |
| Location: |
Reston, VA |
| Age Group: |
Male 65 - 69 |
| About Me: |
Your basic average dude who likes to get out and play now and again. |
| What I do to pay the bills: |
Contractor/consultant |
| Who defends the ranch when I'm out training: |
Wiser and better half (Ilene), and attention challenged chocolate lab (Lucy) |
| Short term triathlon goals: |
faster...faster...faster |
| Long term triathlon goals: |
reach nirvana... no, find self-actualization... no, race faster |
| Fantasy triathlon goals: |
battling the Big Horse on the bike on the Queen K... then I wake up |
| Chocolate: |
yeah, bro! |
| Garlic: |
good for other things besides vampires |
| Blue Cheese: |
like it, but don't keep any in a scrap book |
| For breakfast, I usually have: |
whatever I can scoop up on my way out the door |
| After a long day of training, my favorite meal is: |
pasta with hot Italian sausage and a good California Cab-- oh, yeah, after that a Dove bar |
| My best triathlon advice is: |
Race hard, but try to avoid having religious experiences and speaking in strange tongues at the finish line. |
| My best non-triathlon advice is: |
If someone offers you a breath mint, take it. |
| What was I thinking when I signed up for my first race: |
Seems like an interesting thing to do on a quiet Sunday. |
| Everything I need to know I learned from: |
my late, great golden retrievers |
| My deepest, darkest secret is: |
Despite the emphasis of triathlon in my life and a fancy bike, I'm really a MOPer. OK, I admitted it. Now I don't have to shave my legs. |
Race Summary
| Race Type |
# Done |
PR Race |
PR |
| Bike - Metric Century |
1 |
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| Triathlon - International Distance |
3 |
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| Triathlon - Half Ironman |
1 |
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| Triathlon - Ironman |
1 |
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Race Schedule
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